somebody from the us department of justice (usdoj.gov) visited this site after typing [ "stupid jokes" van halen ] into the search box at google. it's good to know that mr. ashcroft & company are on top of things.

hmm. i think i'll write more later.

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ok. i'm just editing this to say that i won't write more later as it is now later and i'm tired. so it's sleepytime for me.