Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001: Prize Winners: Middle School Level
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
That's utter craziness. Zoe is too cute, and though you know that already, I just thought I'd reaffirm. By the way, do you have a cell phone? With text messaging? Because I will text you if you do. Because texting is what all the cool kids are doing, including me and that Other Spinster.
Posted by: The Youngest Spinster on September 22, 2003 11:52 PMI can't believe they still teach kids such bullshit. Grrrr.
Posted by: Damodred on September 21, 2003 07:33 PMI love it! I spent most of last night reading quotes from that webpage to my husband and laughing my ass off! My favorite was the girl who tried to grow life from non-life, but made sure she prayed to God that he would'nt perform a miracle on it and make something grow! BTW, Miss Zoe is cute a a button!
Posted by: Shannon on September 19, 2003 11:20 AM