babble
29 Sep 03 @ 09:10 AM in babble :: comments (2) :: archive link

every day i tell myself that tomorrow i'll quit drinking mountain dew. or at least quit drinking multiple cans in a day. but what do i do every morning? get a mountain dew like it's a cup of coffee or something. i'm so lame.

my husband was upset with me last night. i've been married for almost a year now, and it still feels odd to say that i have a husband. is that weird?

zoe is going to be walking soon - i just know it. it's a good thing that she has some cute shoes.

i need to get more sleep.

uh ... yeah
18 Sep 03 @ 09:00 AM in funny haha :: comments (3) :: archive link

Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001: Prize Winners: Middle School Level

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

some cute stuff
17 Sep 03 @ 12:47 AM in baby :: comments (0) :: archive link
cute girl