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i think that August has come up with the funniest summation of the whole thing.
is this chicken, what i have, or is this fish?
it doesn't matter that it never really applies to the situation, because it makes me laugh.
Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001: Prize Winners: Middle School Level
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
there's a restaurant we go to a lot that uses butcher paper for tablecloths. they have crayons on every table so that the kids can write & draw. when they're done, they can put their handiwork up on the wall for all to see. here are two pictures from our last visit: the first is just a picture of one of the covered walls, and the second is a closeup of our favorite creation. it wasn't the message itself that made it such a gem - it was the affirmations of the message.
from A Day in the Life of CNN:
lately, abc has been playing a commercial for some barry manilow greatest hits cd way too often. nearly every time i watch politically incorrect, or anything on abc, here comes barry belting out the ballads. because of that commercial, though, i cannot get this out of my head.
on the advice of my counsel, i respectfully decline to answer the questions.
i went through my bookmarks and deleted a bunch of crap. sites that i bookmarked & never went back to, ones i don't visit anymore, etc. a friend sent me this link a long time ago, so it's quite old, but if you haven't already seen & read following the chaps man, you should. it's very entertaining.
... moresomebody from the us department of justice (usdoj.gov) visited this site after typing [ "stupid jokes" van halen ] into the search box at google. it's good to know that mr. ashcroft & company are on top of things.
hmm. i think i'll write more later.
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ok. i'm just editing this to say that i won't write more later as it is now later and i'm tired. so it's sleepytime for me.